Stolen Coffee Beans

[Paul Riley]

To: All Meropis Staff.
From: Riley, Paul. Colonel. Sun Tzu Commander. SN:23454315

Attn All.

Whoever has stolen the supplies of coffee/java beans/muffins from the Sun Tzu during the offloading of equipment, can they PLEASE return them by the end of the day.

I don't want to have to come looking...

Yours,
Commander Riley

[Chicago "Roo" Eastlyn]

To: Riley, Paul. Colonel. Sun Tzu Commander. SN:23454315, All Meropis Staff
From: 1st Lt Chicago Eastlyn

I cannot tell a lie...my money's on Jason :S

THEY TOOK THE MUFFINS TOO?!?!?!?! *Guards Meropis Mess* Touch my mess hall and you'll be sorry....And Col Riley, I'll be sure to let you know if I hear anything about the stolen goods :S

-Roo

[Deleted]

To: Riley, Paul. Colonel. Sun Tzu Commander. SN:23454315, 1st Lieutenant Chicago Eastlyn
From: Lt.Colonel Raiden McCallister

Coffee beans, huh? I bet that one female Marine took them.

*Jacob belches* Jacob! Stop giving away our cover! *Smacks him*

Jacob: STFU, the belch has nothing to do with this conversation!

[Paul Riley]

To: All Meropis Staff.
From: Riley, Paul. Colonel. Sun Tzu Commander. SN:23454315

Thank you to whoever has anonymously now returned the coffee beans and muffins to the Sun Tzu. Dear Lt. Col. McCallister, I hope you aren't abusing your power as chief of security?

Some of the new Chinese F-302 Pilots are cooking some of the home country specialities tonight in the Sun Tzu mess hall, so if anybody is interested come along! We aren't due to take off for another 4 days and will be located as always, on the half-buried East Pier.

Thanks All,

Riley.
Your friendly neighbourhood space-ship commander.