Post by Jason Conway on Nov 25, 2010 12:38:50 GMT
Obstacle Course
Outside Cheyenne Mountain Complex
Earth
Milky Way Galaxy
1354
Brigadier General Jason Conway looked up from his watch at the keen faces in front of him.
"Well, I make it about five to two. Who's up for a bit of team building obstacle course fun eh We'll just wait for a few more to turn up"
Conway noticed Commander Riley, a few pilots, the Athosian girl from Atlantis and a few marines had turned up for the expedition team building exercise. He had done his best to arrange it, putting posters up on all the available notice boards around the SGC and even, much to the annoyance of the others in the room, brought it up at the last Meropis meeting.
He turned to look out across the course that had been set up for them, everyone had turned up full DPMs as instructed, this was going to be messy. The sun was bright and at it's fullest in the afternoon. Some of the team had just finished lunch, they might regret that. Conway had had an early lunch and had more than digested by now. He had planned a variety of activities for the afternoon they had off, and was really looking forward to seeing those that had turned up get stuck in. Jason still could not believe his good friend Paul Riley had turned up for this one.
1403
Jason deemed that this was the best turn out he was going to get, the assembled throng watched in anticipation, some keen and raring to show of their skills, some giggling to themselves, and some like Riley standing with raised eyebrows and folded arms. Conway smiled and grabbed the attention of the expedition members.
"EXPEDITION! AAAHHH TEEENNNNN SHUNN!!" The military members snapped to attention, arms straight by their sides and bolt upright as Conway's voice screamed out, silencing the general chit-chat.
"Expedition. AAATTTT EEEEAAASSEEE." The military members assumed the at-ease position with their arms behind their back and feet shoulder width apart, the civilians just relaxed a little. Conway smiled.
"Ladies and Gentleman. Thank you for coming today, these next few hours will be filled with fun, hilarity, jokes and hopefully will let you all leave this evening with a smile on your face. Perhaps we can all joke about it over a curry and a beer tonight... First of all I'd like to say to the civilians among us today, please do not be afraid, I am a nice guy but do remember I am in charge. I'm here as your leader and your friend, as cliche as that sounds. Now. Onto the assault course itself..."
Jason turned to the course, gesturing in the vague direction of the entire thing which stretched away to the checkered finishing line flag at the far end, which could only just be seen through all the various obstacles placed in the path. This would be fun.
"First of all team, you will have to conquer the dreaded logs. Hoist yourself by whatever means you see fit up."
"Next, make your way to the sky rise. As you can see it is very, very high and it is made up of a ladder system with logs placed five feet apart. Here you will have to scale one side and descend the other without doing yourself any injury of course. This is particularly difficult due to the gaps between the logs."
He gestured to the next part of the course,
"This next one should be hilarious. You will of course be leaving two at a time, and as you can see there are two sets of ropes over this pond. Now this pond stinks, it does not get cleaned, it does grow algae and you will need more than one shower if you fall in. Not to mention the disgusting, filthy mud at the bottom. So I look forward to seeing people loose their balance here as they try to make their way across as quickly as possible."
"Next you will head through this small group of bare trees at a sprint, please don't run into any of them. We don't have enough medics. You will then dive onto your front and crawl underneath the barbed wire mesh before rising to your feet out on the other side and running on to this next obstacle."
"The wall. This wall is twelve feet high ladies and gentleman. If you can, then speed climb your way up it, I don't care but get over it as fast as you can before heading over to this next piece of joy."
With a smile on his face he continued,
"Rope swing! First you must climb up the entrance end and grab yourself the piece of rope. You must then swing to the island in the middle of this small lake, now let me just remind you here this link stinks, it festers and it is very, very muddy. Once you have successfully reached the island, if you are not yet soaking wet already, this is where you will be. You will dive into the lake and find your way through the murk, probably best to keep your eyes closed by the way, to a small tunnel. You will swim through this tunnel under the ground completely submerged before coming out the other end and rising to the surface in this dipping pool here. Where you will climb out and shake yourself off and head over here..."
"Finally, jump up and grab one of these two metal poles. You will shimmy yourself upside down along them, as if you fall, you will fall into a stinky, festering, pile of mud of course! Once you get to the end of this pole, drop down, get yourself sorted and sprint the last 100 meters across open, rough terrain before throwing yourselves valiantly across the finishing line and receiving your final obstacle course time."
Conway smiled as he took in the impressive sight of the course laid out in front of them all. He turned back to the group.
"You will be heading off in pairs, try to work together if one of you gets stuck. There are para-marines stationed at various points along the course with medical kit if anything goes terribly wrong, I really hope we don't have to use them... So... That all said and done, which two people would like to volunteer to go first" Conway's face beamed excitement out on the assembled group. Of course Riley, who was now shying away at the back of the group, had no idea Conway was going to choose him as his own partner when they do the assault course.
<Tag Anyone>
OOC: Make up your own finishing times but be realistic with reference to the length of the course and how athletic your character is. Lets have fun!
Outside Cheyenne Mountain Complex
Earth
Milky Way Galaxy
1354
Brigadier General Jason Conway looked up from his watch at the keen faces in front of him.
"Well, I make it about five to two. Who's up for a bit of team building obstacle course fun eh We'll just wait for a few more to turn up"
Conway noticed Commander Riley, a few pilots, the Athosian girl from Atlantis and a few marines had turned up for the expedition team building exercise. He had done his best to arrange it, putting posters up on all the available notice boards around the SGC and even, much to the annoyance of the others in the room, brought it up at the last Meropis meeting.
He turned to look out across the course that had been set up for them, everyone had turned up full DPMs as instructed, this was going to be messy. The sun was bright and at it's fullest in the afternoon. Some of the team had just finished lunch, they might regret that. Conway had had an early lunch and had more than digested by now. He had planned a variety of activities for the afternoon they had off, and was really looking forward to seeing those that had turned up get stuck in. Jason still could not believe his good friend Paul Riley had turned up for this one.
1403
Jason deemed that this was the best turn out he was going to get, the assembled throng watched in anticipation, some keen and raring to show of their skills, some giggling to themselves, and some like Riley standing with raised eyebrows and folded arms. Conway smiled and grabbed the attention of the expedition members.
"EXPEDITION! AAAHHH TEEENNNNN SHUNN!!" The military members snapped to attention, arms straight by their sides and bolt upright as Conway's voice screamed out, silencing the general chit-chat.
"Expedition. AAATTTT EEEEAAASSEEE." The military members assumed the at-ease position with their arms behind their back and feet shoulder width apart, the civilians just relaxed a little. Conway smiled.
"Ladies and Gentleman. Thank you for coming today, these next few hours will be filled with fun, hilarity, jokes and hopefully will let you all leave this evening with a smile on your face. Perhaps we can all joke about it over a curry and a beer tonight... First of all I'd like to say to the civilians among us today, please do not be afraid, I am a nice guy but do remember I am in charge. I'm here as your leader and your friend, as cliche as that sounds. Now. Onto the assault course itself..."
Jason turned to the course, gesturing in the vague direction of the entire thing which stretched away to the checkered finishing line flag at the far end, which could only just be seen through all the various obstacles placed in the path. This would be fun.
"First of all team, you will have to conquer the dreaded logs. Hoist yourself by whatever means you see fit up."
"Next, make your way to the sky rise. As you can see it is very, very high and it is made up of a ladder system with logs placed five feet apart. Here you will have to scale one side and descend the other without doing yourself any injury of course. This is particularly difficult due to the gaps between the logs."
He gestured to the next part of the course,
"This next one should be hilarious. You will of course be leaving two at a time, and as you can see there are two sets of ropes over this pond. Now this pond stinks, it does not get cleaned, it does grow algae and you will need more than one shower if you fall in. Not to mention the disgusting, filthy mud at the bottom. So I look forward to seeing people loose their balance here as they try to make their way across as quickly as possible."
"Next you will head through this small group of bare trees at a sprint, please don't run into any of them. We don't have enough medics. You will then dive onto your front and crawl underneath the barbed wire mesh before rising to your feet out on the other side and running on to this next obstacle."
"The wall. This wall is twelve feet high ladies and gentleman. If you can, then speed climb your way up it, I don't care but get over it as fast as you can before heading over to this next piece of joy."
With a smile on his face he continued,
"Rope swing! First you must climb up the entrance end and grab yourself the piece of rope. You must then swing to the island in the middle of this small lake, now let me just remind you here this link stinks, it festers and it is very, very muddy. Once you have successfully reached the island, if you are not yet soaking wet already, this is where you will be. You will dive into the lake and find your way through the murk, probably best to keep your eyes closed by the way, to a small tunnel. You will swim through this tunnel under the ground completely submerged before coming out the other end and rising to the surface in this dipping pool here. Where you will climb out and shake yourself off and head over here..."
"Finally, jump up and grab one of these two metal poles. You will shimmy yourself upside down along them, as if you fall, you will fall into a stinky, festering, pile of mud of course! Once you get to the end of this pole, drop down, get yourself sorted and sprint the last 100 meters across open, rough terrain before throwing yourselves valiantly across the finishing line and receiving your final obstacle course time."
Conway smiled as he took in the impressive sight of the course laid out in front of them all. He turned back to the group.
"You will be heading off in pairs, try to work together if one of you gets stuck. There are para-marines stationed at various points along the course with medical kit if anything goes terribly wrong, I really hope we don't have to use them... So... That all said and done, which two people would like to volunteer to go first" Conway's face beamed excitement out on the assembled group. Of course Riley, who was now shying away at the back of the group, had no idea Conway was going to choose him as his own partner when they do the assault course.
<Tag Anyone>
OOC: Make up your own finishing times but be realistic with reference to the length of the course and how athletic your character is. Lets have fun!